Vodka, Puke, and A Drunk in A Tub

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels came out on video when I was 21. I remember it because I had just moved out of my parents’ house into a duplex with my first roommates, Lauren and Tina*. One Friday night during the six long months that I lived with them and dealt with their leaving… Continue reading Vodka, Puke, and A Drunk in A Tub

Lessons on The River of Life, Part 2

“Sometimes you eat the bar, sometimes the bar eats you.” – The Stranger, The Big Lebowski “What could possibly go wrong?” – Idiots everywhere I used to work with a girl who said that every time she tried to float the Boise River she would get caught in a thunderstorm. For some reason, she had bad river-floating… Continue reading Lessons on The River of Life, Part 2

I Love this Movie: Seven Psychopaths

This movie is like Martin McDonagh scooped a bunch of stuff out of my head and made it into the most entertaining thing just for me. It’s the greatest thing since—not sliced bread, because I think sliced bread is kind of overrated; I mean, how lazy are people?—could it be the greatest thing since cheese?… Continue reading I Love this Movie: Seven Psychopaths