Vodka, Puke, and A Drunk in A Tub

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels came out on video when I was 21. I remember it because I had just moved out of my parents’ house into a duplex with my first roommates, Lauren and Tina*. One Friday night during the six long months that I lived with them and dealt with their leaving… Continue reading Vodka, Puke, and A Drunk in A Tub

I Love this Movie: Seven Psychopaths

This movie is like Martin McDonagh scooped a bunch of stuff out of my head and made it into the most entertaining thing just for me. It’s the greatest thing since—not sliced bread, because I think sliced bread is kind of overrated; I mean, how lazy are people?—could it be the greatest thing since cheese?… Continue reading I Love this Movie: Seven Psychopaths

Into Darkness

This is not a movie review, it is simply a record of my experience. Therefore there will be no spoilers. I didn’t realize Star Trek Into Darkness was being released Wednesday, I thought it was being released Thursday at midnight. All the better for me that it came out Wednesday, to save me the tiresome… Continue reading Into Darkness

Unless Lady Gaga Is Involved–Then I’m All Over It

It’s that time of year again, folks. Time for me to wrestle with myself over an event that tears me apart every year. I am talking, of course, about the Academy Awards, better known as the Oscars. Every year when the Oscars roll around I find myself getting very antsy. So many actors and directors… Continue reading Unless Lady Gaga Is Involved–Then I’m All Over It

Part Four of A Very Long Discourse: It’s the Hair

(Link to part One, Two, or Three of A Very Long Discourse) No matter how old or wise I live to be, in some ways I will never grow out of the girl I was at age eleven. Swear words will always make me laugh, I still become obsessed with movies, and I still become… Continue reading Part Four of A Very Long Discourse: It’s the Hair